debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

1 day ago · 370,419 notes

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

when teaching trigonometry are they teaching us illuminati?

1 day ago · 11 notes

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

1 day ago · 190,120 notes

lmaoblogger:

"I wonder what I should do today"

image

1 week ago · 81,604 notes

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

1 week ago · 376,759 notes

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
gifak-net:

Dog with a Heart of Gold

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

1 week ago · 441,476 notes