gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

1 week ago · 463,185 notes

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

1 week ago · 224,954 notes

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

1 week ago · 502,399 notes

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

1 week ago · 387,670 notes

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

when teaching trigonometry are they teaching us illuminati?

1 week ago · 16 notes

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

1 week ago · 194,211 notes

lmaoblogger:

"I wonder what I should do today"

image

2 weeks ago · 96,637 notes

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

2 weeks ago · 377,982 notes