dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

52 minutes ago · 160,702 notes

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

53 minutes ago · 479,123 notes

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

you do realise this equals 110% not 100%

1 day ago · 417,067 notes

so-humorous:

more thats so raven here

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

1 day ago · 206,394 notes

"Suddenly, every song was about you."loving you in six words (via say-cheesecake)

1 day ago · 63,400 notes

tastier:

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